Kid Conversation

Last Sunday, during sacrament meeting, Peach was flipping through a Lift-the-Flap Bible stories book I bring to church each week.  She was sitting next to Jay, and he told me about this afterward.  This took me a bit by surprise because we talked about the story of David and Goliath for Family Home Evening a few weeks ago so I had hoped that she would see the picture and recognize the story.  This is the story she told herself instead.

low voice: (Goliath) I want to join your family!
high voice: (David) No, you can't join our family!  You've got a mustache!
middle voice: (some background dude in the scene) But I've got a mustache!
high voice: (David) Well, you can't join our family.
[lifts the flap so that Goliath is now lying on the ground]
low voice: (Goliath) ohhhh nooooooo!

Apparently we are raising a mustache-hater.

Kid Conversation

Today, an ordinary day, right after lunch.
Me: Please clear your plate if you're done!
The Frog: Why do you always say that every time I'm done?
Me: Because we have to clear our plate, every time we're done.
The Frog: And I keep forgetting...  That's because I have "Once There Was A Snowman" stuck in my head.

Kid Conversation

I haven't been posting much, mostly because I haven't been taking any pictures!  We're just not doing anything particularly special or fun lately...  BUT the kids have been saying all kinds of hilarious stuff and I'm kicking myself for not writing down more of them.  It can be pretty funny living with all these crazy kids...

It's been long enough now, that I can't remember what I was doing... making dinner?  and Peach and The Frog run through the room I'm in, wearing only their underwear chanting:

Peach and The Frog in unison:  If you're naaked you're fuuuuuuunny, if you're fuunny you're naaaaaaked!  If you're .....

over and over.  where they got this from, I have no idea.  (but they're kind of right?!)