Kid Conversation

When my kids say something funny, I usually send myself an email to remind me to post it here.  I haven't posted awhile and when I finally went through them today (7/18/16) I can't now remember if this was Hazel or Peach...

Me: [sounding like a monster and creeping towards Peach/Hazel]  he he he.  I smell a little girl who hasn't brushed her teeth!  Those are the tastiest kind for crunching and munching!
Peach/Hazel:  Well, I have blood in my body.  I don't think you're going to like the blood.  It's not crunchy.  It's just red.  But you can still chase me!

Kid Conversation

Tucking Hazel into bed, she has 2 baby dolls in there with her:

Hazel:  [to self] Oh bother... I guess I'll have to sleep with two babies tonight.  [to me] My baby wakes me up at night.  She's a meaniac.
Me: Don't you mean a "maniac"?
Hazel: Mean- yeah.  AND she's from Maine.  And she wakes me up, and that's naughty.

Kid Conversation

A seemingly normal day...
Peach: Woah, Mom!
Me: What?
Peach: Did you know you have really long arms?
Me: I do?
Peach: Yeah! You totally remind me of cookie monster!
Me:
Peach: Except with less hair.

Kid Conversation

Peach busts into the room while I'm helping Hazel with the potty.

Peach: (punching fist into the air and with loud excitement) I'm Promedia!!.... (fading out and talking to herself)
no. wait...  (with renewed vigor and more emphasis.  Stronger punching fist in the air)
I'm Sally!! the frost ninja!!
(now casually) You can't see me.
[leaves.]