I have been storing up a few of these.
The Frog comes up to me out of nowhere.
The Frog: Oh no! Moooooom. Uh-oh, you forgot something!
The Frog: You forgot to get me a puppy!
One time at dinner when Peach was coughing after a drink The Frog comments:
"It went down the wrong pipe. It was supposed to go into her tummy, but it went down to her legs."
Iris, The Frog and I are all sitting at the table. The Frog is talking to Iris.
The Frog: How old is your mom?
The Frog: How old is your dad?
The Frog: How old are you?
The Frog: How old is your baby?
Iris: (laughing) I don't have a baby!
The Frog: (pointing at her breasts) But you have those!
Me: She's not married yet, Frog, she can't have a baby.
Iris: I don't even have a boyfriend. Can you help me find one, Frog?
The Frog: You mean like me... or daddy?
Me: Daddy is already married to me, Frog.
The Frog: Well, I'm not big yet.
Iris told me about this conversation when she put the kids to bed for Jay and I one night.
They're reading bedtime stories.
The Frog: (turns to Iris) Can you forgive me, Iris?
Iris: For what?
The Frog: I pooped.
and then this morning, I was getting the kids dressed and Peach was trying to open a dresser drawer. I asked The Frog to help her.
The Frog: Do you need help, Peach? Here. (opens the drawer) Look! What's in there? Just underpants and pajamas. (to me) I think she wants to look at my underpants. (to Peach) Do you want to look at my underpants, Peach?
Peach: (nodding) yeah.
The Frog: (dumping them all on the floor) Of course you can look at my underpants! Of course you can!