My kids say the darndest things, but I've been really bad about recording the best ones. The Frog gave me 2 in two days and so I felt like I needed to be sure and write these down.
Setting: The Frog is banging on my locked bedroom door wanting to get in. I finally let him in.
The Frog: Mom, why'd you lock the door?
Me: I was waxing.
The Frog: So, are you all done ear waxing now?
Setting: The Frog has confiscated Iris's, collapsible, blue, Ikea laundry hamper and is running around the house with it over his head.
The Frog: Mom! I'm a blue bug!
The Frog: What's Peach?
Me: Well, she's wearing yellow fuzzy pajamas so maybe she's a baby chick!
The Frog: And what are you?
Me: Hmmm. I'm a red.... a red...
The Frog: A red cow?