Last Sunday, during sacrament meeting, Peach was flipping through a Lift-the-Flap Bible stories book I bring to church each week. She was sitting next to Jay, and he told me about this afterward. This took me a bit by surprise because we talked about the story of David and Goliath for Family Home Evening a few weeks ago so I had hoped that she would see the picture and recognize the story. This is the story she told herself instead.
low voice: (Goliath) I want to join your family!
high voice: (David) No, you can't join our family! You've got a mustache!
middle voice: (some background dude in the scene) But I've got a mustache!
high voice: (David) Well, you can't join our family.
[lifts the flap so that Goliath is now lying on the ground]
low voice: (Goliath) ohhhh nooooooo!
Apparently we are raising a mustache-hater.