We're reading Richard Scary's "What Do People Do All Day" and the text prompts you to ask what daddy does, what mommy does, and what your child does all day...
Me: What does Daddy do all day?
The Frog: He types.
Me: Oh! Yes, he does type. What does Mommy do? What do I do all day?
The Frog: Mommy leaves. She leaves.
Me: I leave? (glad this conversation isn't happening with a social worker....) Where do I go?
The Frog: To the hospital.
The Frog: Yeah, she goes to the hospital. *pause* (very enthusiastically) In a RACECAR!!!
Me: Oh really? Wow. My life is very exciting! What do you do all day?
The Frog: Dance. I dance.
Me: You dance, huh?
The Frog: Yeah, I a ballerina.