I have quite a few kid conversations that I've emailed myself, waiting to post here. Here we go:
Peach often tries to sleep with so many stuffed animals and dolls that there is hardly room for her. I try to sneak some of them back downstairs to keep in manageable, but she always needs to have at least one baby, her dalmation dog and her lamby. At bedtime:
Me: Peach, what's your baby's name?
Peach: (thoughtfully) Jesus.
The Frog is playing with Star Wars action figures.
Peach: (talking to Hazel while I nursed her) Hazel is Chewbacca.
Me: Hazel is Chewbacca?
Peach: No, (pointing at the Chewbacca action figure) is Bacca.
Me: Ohhh. You're telling Hazel that is Chewbacca.
Peach: NO! No two Bacca, only one Bacca.
While reading a book about space before bed-
Me: (reading from the book) Do stars shine forever?
The Frog: No
Me: How long do they shine?
The Frog: Only at night.
The Frog saw the Thanksgiving turkey defrosting in the kitchen sink-
The Frog: What's that?
Me: A turkey
The Frog: Why?
Me: We have to defrost it so we can bake it.
The Frog: Open it up! I want to see it! I want to see its eyes.
Me: They cut its head off before we get it, so you won't be able to see them.
The Frog: Well, what did they use? A knife? or a sword?