Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Kid Conversation

Jay: [The Frog], guess what mommy did to me last night.
The Frog: What?
Jay: She woke me up in the middle of the night and said, "Stop touching your food if you're not going to eat it!!"
The Frog: (laughing) Why'd she do that?
Jay: Because she's mean.
Me: NO, because sometimes I talk in my sleep.
The Frog: I bark in my sleep.