A month or so ago, The Frog came downstairs after dressing himself in a brown and orange striped turtleneck with white/blue/red plaid shorts. It was then I knew we needed to have the talk.
The talk about how to match clothes.
Then last week, this conversation happened over breakfast when The Frog tried to tell a joke he made up himself. (unfortunately, I can't remember it. It probably wasn't funny... he's still trying to figure out what makes a joke funny...)
Me: Where did you get your funny genes from, eh?
The Frog: I'm not wearing jeans! I'm wearing pajamas!
Me: No, do you know what genes are?
The Frog: Yeah, they're blue and they go with everything.