The Frog: Mom, can I have a treat?
The Frog: Why not?
Me: Because you didn't eat your dinner.
Peach: Mom, can I have a treat?
Me: No! Neither one of you ate your dinners, I did. [trying to get a rise out of them] Maybe I should get three treats, since I ate three dinners...
Peach: yeeeeaaaaah. Let's split it!